Alaina Jay

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Tue, 13 Mar 2012 19:02:02 -0400

The first thing I will teach my child to say

Tue, 21 Feb 2012 19:02:35 -0500

The first sentence I will teach Channing to say is “My daddy is an asshole”. Should I start teaching that now? or later?

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Sun, 19 Feb 2012 20:15:30 -0500

I’m hurt, I’m alone, and I’m miserable. If I wasn’t pregnant, I’d be...

Tue, 06 Dec 2011 08:46:45 -0500

I’m hurt, I’m alone, and I’m miserable.

If I wasn’t pregnant, I’d be drunk already. Or dead. You know, either one.

scottghetti: tyleroakley: Why am I cackling? Why? i. cant....

Thu, 17 Nov 2011 17:54:57 -0500

scottghetti:

tyleroakley:

Why am I cackling? Why?

i. cant.

i literally cant. even.

Why the music?!

"You put your arms around me I believe that it’s easier for you to let me go I hope that you..."

Sun, 13 Nov 2011 09:06:03 -0500

“

You put your arms around me
I believe that it’s easier for you to let me go

I hope that you see right through my walls
I hope that you catch me ‘cause I’m already falling
I’ll never let a love get so close
You put your arms around me and I’m home.

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- Christina Perri- Arms

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Fri, 11 Nov 2011 11:47:43 -0500

This… I want this over Channings crib.. We can make this...

Fri, 11 Nov 2011 11:45:42 -0500

This… I want this over Channings crib.. We can make this happen right?

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Wed, 09 Nov 2011 22:44:43 -0500

lastly.

Wed, 09 Nov 2011 14:32:06 -0500

lastly.

I have this thing where I like to post pictures one at a time....

Wed, 09 Nov 2011 14:29:04 -0500

I have this thing where I like to post pictures one at a time. Just to overtake someone’s news feed.

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Wed, 09 Nov 2011 14:26:01 -0500

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Wed, 09 Nov 2011 14:23:47 -0500

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Tue, 08 Nov 2011 21:54:42 -0500

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Wed, 02 Nov 2011 21:40:23 -0400

I can’t stop giggling

Tue, 01 Nov 2011 13:13:29 -0400

I can’t stop giggling

Yall better get prepared. My kid’s gonna be...

Sat, 29 Oct 2011 09:18:43 -0400

Yall better get prepared. My kid’s gonna be swaggin’.

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Thu, 27 Oct 2011 09:13:33 -0400

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Fri, 21 Oct 2011 00:13:38 -0400

Think you're big shit?

Fire me bitch...

Oh, that's right... You can't.

My Shopping Bag

Mon, 10 Oct 2011 22:08:16 -0400

When I go to any store, I feel like a kid in a candy shop. Seriously. I was in walgreens today. I needed to pick up my medication and some lipgloss and HOLY COW what I found…

First I came across a nail color that was SUPER similar to the one that I had borrowed from a friend, but it started to chip, and I needed a new one ASAP. I found a replacement!

Wet n Wild nail color in SPARKED! I feel like I have pink disco balls on my fingers. Because it’s glitter it dries really fast and it makes me so happy… I feel like I should be Barbie or something.

BUT WAIT! THERE’S MORE! I also found…

Wet n Wild nail color in ‘Red Red’. Apparently, this color has the cosmo girl Kiss of Approval. Its a beauty award winner, oooohhhh… I put this one on my toes and I feel super girllllyy… You have no idea.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE!

Wet n Wild Glassy Gloss Lip Gel in ‘Mow the Glass’. I have a habit of licking all the lipgloss off my lips if it smells/tastes good. This gloss smells good, but has absolutely no taste thank God. I never lick my lips with this on them so it keeps my lips and pocket happy. You know, if you eat all your lipgloss you’re just going to go buy a new one to do the same thing. THIS GLOSS SAVES YOU MONEY!

BUT WAIT… THERES EVEN MORE!!!!

In the second picture it’s the second lipstick. It’s called Smokin Hot Pink by Wet n Wild. It’s their mega last lipsticks. I’m SO EXCITED to break this out tomorrow for school/work, it’s such a happy color. BAAAHHHH!!! I’m going bananas.

BUT WAIT! THERE’S MORE ;)

Tell me this isn’t the CUTEST thing you seen EVER! I love the colors, honestly, that’s what drew me to it… duh. I have the pink and yellow one all the way to the left. This is simply just lip balm. This doesn’t have much of a flavor either BUT they have a smell! The one I have is called “pink punch”. Instantly, I swear I feel a difference in my lips. I die. You HAVE to try this, you will not regret it. Unless you find out you’re allergic to it, then you probably will regret it.

I know this post is all girly and what-not, but I’m excited about my new stuff! Leave me alone! :D

Yeah.. that’s how excited/happy I am.